Drink Menu

View More: http://raneyday.pass.us/alive-juice-barSmoothies
$7.00 for 24 oz. (tax included)

          Tropical Northwest
Apple, Pineapple, Mango, Banana, Carrot Juice

The Nasty Shit
If you insist on getting what the owner drinks. Additional $1 to fix drink to your liking if you don’t like it.

Green Margarita
Kale/Collard Greens, Apple, Pineapple, Mango, Banana, Soy Milk

Kale Smoothie
Kale/Collard Greens, Apple, Banana, Mango, Ginger, Green-tea Carrot Juice

Tropical Breakfast
Orange, Pineapple, Mango, Banana, Carrot Juice

Sleazy Slavik Dickhead
Cactus, Orange, Pineapple, Banana, Green Tea

Coconut Juice or Smoothie
Free range young Thai coconut hacked in front of you.

We use fair trade organic ice

$5.00 for 16 oz., $7.00 for 24 oz. (tax included).  Served over ice. Ask for “no ice” if you don’t want ice.

Attitude Cleanse
Cayenne, weird veggies of the day, heavy on the ginger

   Green Energizer
Kale/Collard Greens, Apple, Cucumber, Lemon, Ginger

Phreaky Phil Dickhead
Pineapple, Carrot

The Basic Bitch
Carrot, Orange

Veggie Juice
Kale/Collard, Beet, Carrot, Lemon, Ginger

The ExErcist
Kale/Collard, Beet, Carrots, Apple, Lemon, Ginger

Detox Shots
$4.00 for double (tax included)

Hot Drinks
$5.00 for 16 oz (tax included)
Green Awakening
Green tea, raw honey, ginger, lemon

Recipes are developed in-house by free-range, locally sourced, organically grown Alive Juice Bar employees. No feelings were hurt, nobody cried during discussions about recipes.

Protein shakes
$7.00 for 24 oz. (tax included)

The Butterfinger
Watermelon, Apple, Banana, Peanut Butter, Carrot Juice

Popeye’s Secret
Kale, Collard Green, Apple, Banana, Cucumber, Mango, Ginger, Green-Tea Carrot Juice

The Power Meal
Yam, Apple, Watermelon, Peanut Butter, Carrot Juice, Soy Milk

The Iditarod
Apple, Pineapple, Banana, Soy Milk

The Supermodel
Probably won’t help you become a supermodel. But you’ll feel like one: mildly hungry, bitchy, and jaded. You’ll understand why Naomi Campbell throws phones at people.

Jamba Juice sells it, we don’t.    

 Flax Seed
Extra peanut butter
Extra Protein
Blessing (non-denominational)
Good Service (includes smile)
Bad Service (your choice of being called “Fuckface” or “Monkey Jizz”)
Better Service (lasts 5 minutes)
Request to Change Music
Flirting (includes wink)


7 inch banana, average girth = 100
1 cup of mixed fruit = 100
2 tbl peanut butter = 200

Typical smoothie without greens = 250-300 calories.  More greens means fewer calories.

View More: http://raneyday.pass.us/alive-juice-bar

View More: http://raneyday.pass.us/alive-juice-bar

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