Smoothies
$6.00 for 24 oz. (tax included)
Tropical Northwest
Apple, Pineapple, Banana, Carrot Juice
The Nasty Shit
If you insist on getting what the owner drinks. Additional $1 to fix drink to your liking if you don’t like it.
Green Margarita
Kale/Collard Greens, Apple, Pineapple, Cucumber, Banana, Lemon, Soy Milk
Kale Smoothie
Kale/Collard Greens, Apple, Banana, Cucumber, Ginger, Lemon, Green-tea Carrot Juice
Tropical Breakfast
Orange, Pineapple, Banana, Carrot Juice
Sleazy Slavik Dickhead
Cactus, Orange, Pineapple, MONKEY JIZZ, Banana, Green Tea
Coconut Juice or Smoothie
Free range young Thai coconut hacked in front of you.
We use fair trade organic ice
Juices
$5.00 for 16 oz., $6.00 for 24 oz. (tax included). Served over ice. Ask for “no ice” if you don’t want ice.
Attitude Cleanse
Cayenne, weird veggies of the day, heavy on the ginger
Green Energizer
Kale/Collard Greens, Apple Cucumber, Orange, Ginger
Phreaky Phil Dickhead
Pineapple, Carrot
The Basic Bitch
Carrot, Orange
Veggie Juice
Kale/Collard, Beet, Carrot, Lemon, Ginger
The Exercist
Kale/Collard, Beet, Carrots, Apple, Lemon, Ginger
Detox Shots
$4.00 for double (tax included)
Turmeric-Ginger
Hot Drinks
$4.00 for 12 oz (tax included)
Green Awakening
Green tea, raw honey, ginger, lemon
Recipes are developed in-house by free-range, locally sourced, organically grown Alive Juice Bar employees. No feelings were hurt, nobody cried during discussions about recipes.
Protein shakes
$6.00 for 24 oz. (tax included)
The Butterfinger
Watermelon, Apple, Banana, Peanut Butter, Carrot Juice
Popeye’s Secret
Kale, Collard Green, Apple, Banana, Cucumber, Lemon, Ginger, Green-Tea Carrot Juice
The Power Meal
Yam, Watermelon, Peanut Butter, Carrot Juice, Soy Milk
The Iditarod
Apple, Pineapple, Banana, Soy Milk
The Supermodel
Probably won’t help you become a supermodel. But you’ll feel like one: mildly hungry, bitchy, and jaded. You’ll understand why Naomi Campbell throws phones at people.
Wheatgrass
Jamba Juice sells it, we don’t.
Add-Ons
$1.00
Flax Seed
Extra peanut butter
Almonds
Extra Protein
Blessing (non-denominational)
Good Service (includes smile)
Bad Service (your choice of being called “Fuckface” or “Monkey Jizz”)
Better Service (lasts 5 minutes)
Request to Change Music
Flirting (includes wink)
CALORIE GUIDE
7 inch banana, average girth = 100
1 cup of mixed fruit = 100
2 tbl peanut butter = 200
Typical smoothie without greens = 250-300 calories. More greens means fewer calories.
